| Of Guy Fawkes, touring, & fame. |
[27 Oct 2008|07:31pm] |
Guy Fawkes is coming up & I for one don't care WHERE the fuck I am with the band 'cause I'm celebrating. A penny for the Guy!! Cheap beer & bonfires are my idea of a good time.
Things're going pretty well, & by pretty, I mean almost-really-very. It's real weird to hear your shit on the wireless. I mean, I figured that I'd get sick of the song by now, but instead each time I hear it, I keep hearing mistakes or something that I don't like or something that could be worked in when we play it live. Which is really what I'M all about. Bootie's the studio geek & Shay is the brains (which don't say too much for Bootie & I's intelligence, yeah? HA!). Live is fucking where it's at for me, no kidding.
I had a thirteen year old beg me to autograph her boob. It was traumatic. She barely had one. Someone who is of legal age: hold me.
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| OH BABY. |
[13 Oct 2008|08:30pm] |
Don't worry, Megan. I promise to be an upstanding role model for your baby when we fall in love & date & stuff.
OY I'm glad I'm not a bird, subjected to "OH OH IS OSSINA PREGNANT?" gossip & shite. Nope! No worries! It's JUST A BEER GUT.
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[09 Oct 2008|10:11pm] |
Feel all restless lately, like I got something under my skin wanting to come out or something, & it's keeping me up at night. It's just the Old Tour Itch; I got the same deal the last time right before we went out. Something about new cities, new people, new everything that really gets me going.
I didna get much opportunity to travel before I joined The Bad Decisions, but I tell you, I really love it, & it's not just 'cause I get to wake up in the same trashed room with those FIT BASTARDS Bootie & Shay every morning (or afternoon, let's be honest). There's just something about having NO FUCKING IDEA where you are that's exhilarating. It's like you get lost somewhere on the map between a latitude & a longitude & nothing else matters but your music & whether or not you wanna have some fun, see the sights, meet the people, have a pasty.
Fuck, pasty? I must be hungry.
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| Cho probably knows what number this is. Ask her. |
[21 Sep 2008|02:04am] |
Merlin's taint. You call THAT shit scandalous? Holy fuck. That wasn't even VANILLA you idiots. That was like A PASTEL VERSION OF VANILLA. But ~oh know what if our relationships are called into question~ and ~oh know you can sort of see my bra~ and ~oh no oh no what do I do now~. GAG ME WITH A FUCKING SHOVEL, YOU TWITS.
If you're in a gossip rag, & you don't want people gossiping about you, you don't go "OH HO IT ISN'T TRUE HOW EMBARRASSING" in your public journal. I'm beginning to think that you lot are bigger drama queens than Bootie in a bad mood.
Now then, let's talk about something INTERESTING. The Bad Decisions are looking at venues for our upcoming tour, so if you got a place for us to trash, let us know now.
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| Fuck if I know what number this is. |
[16 Sep 2008|01:31am] |
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I think I mighta broke something vital.
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| I have no idea what number this is, so FUCK OFF. |
[06 Sep 2008|12:26pm] |
I fucking swear, if I get the fucking death card ONE MORE TIME in my tarot deck, I'm just gonna lop off my left arm or something so the damn change'll hurry up & get its sorry arse here, 'cause I fucking HATE waiting because you never know when stuff'll happen, & yeah, I'm not worried about the death card in terms of "OH MERLIN I'M GONNA DIE" because that's not what the death card means, but you know, I'd like my change to be a little more SUDDEN 'cause yeah.
In other news, someone signed their floo address on my arm & it smudged & I can't read it. Not that I'd try to read it, but still. TATTOOS OF LOVE & WAR.
Anyway I was helping Mum dig through the spare closet & found a bunch of shit from my Hoggies days. An old Quidditch uniform (stained with blood that is NOT MY OWN HAHAHA), some records, some pictures, that sort of thing. Hey Seamus, hey Boot, if the cover of our next album is a picture of the Inquisitorial Squad & me at Hoggies, is that considered IRONIC? Because we're reclaiming the past & some shit? Or is it just obnoxious?
Oh, & because everyone else is making lists:
( Hover your wand to see my list! )
Thank you, & good night.
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| Four... I think. |
[27 Aug 2008|12:43am] |
Sometimes I dunno... I just love the whole rock n' roll thing, & sometimes I worry that it's really narcissistic & shallow & does nothing real for the world. Sometimes I want to give back to the people & really make something of myself, you know, something that'd be taken seriously, & something that'd change this rotten world for the good & all that.
& then I roll over, see that I'm in bed with a groupie named Sharon, & tell the tattered remains of my conscience to fucking finish itself off already.
In other news, I set fire to my curtains when I passed out with a fag last night. Note to self: don't smoke & pass out. It's bad for my lungs & home finery.
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| Four? Sure. |
[14 Aug 2008|01:56am] |
CAN I MARRY A DRUM SET? PLEASE? I promise to treat it right.
In other news, I think SMILING AT NOTHING is sure grounds for being committed, SEAMUS-FACE. Yeah, yeah, Bootie & I SAW THAT LITTLE ESCAPADE today in the studio. LISA TURPIN I hereby charge you with making Shay a worthless addition to The Bad Decisions, & if he makes us write LOVE SONGS then I'm gonna drink a bottle of turpentine & jump in the Thames. Fucking LOVE SONGS. No! NO! None of that shit as long as I live & shag.
Have fun, stay safe kids.
( Warded Private )
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| .003 |
[08 Aug 2008|12:42am] |
So today I totally got really very bored at the studio waiting for Shay & Bootie to show up, mostly 'cause I thought they were late, but they weren't really late at all, 'cause I was early by a WHOLE FUCKING HOUR & I know, I know, when does that ever happen, am I right? But I got the time wrong because I was totally pissed when Shay told me 2, & I thought it was 1, but anyway I was waiting at the studio & I really had nowt to do, you know, because I'd already warmed up & all, & so I was just sort of sitting 'round trying to figure what to do with myself. Leslie, you know, this hot piece of arse who mans (or womans) the front of the studio ordered in sushi & I was really very bored & all, & she was a right sweetheart and gave me some, & that was nice & all but there's only so much one can do with chewing, so I decided to see what would happen if I ate all the wasabi in one bite, 'cause she wasn't eating it, & it was only gonna be thrown away anyway, so...
I've only now stopped crying. Lord love a duck. NEVER AGAIN. This is why boredom + me = bad things.
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[27 Jul 2008|01:46am] |
OKAY so WHAT THE FUCK? I paid my water bill on time & they still turned it off. & by "on time", yeah, it was sorta late, but I thought about paying it on time, & it's the THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. & it was only a few days late.
Okay, so I didn't pay it yet, but there was a new vinyl out & I NEEDED IT. So now I don't got water & I'm right put out by it. There's a problem, see, with not having water - it means I go out to drink beer, & that's what I'm doing now.
So if anyone wants to contribute to the "Get Ossy's Water Back" fund, go buy our first album. & then when you listen to it, something magical will occur: you will no longer be quite as square as you were previously. & it'll be a beautiful thing. I promise.
Fuck I'm thirsty.
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| Entry the First |
[20 Jul 2008|02:02am] |
DEAR REALLY SCARY GOVERNMENT (hereafter known to me as R.S.G.):
You will be THRILLED to know that not only did I have sex last night, it was with a REALLY HOT BIRD & I actually remembered to use PROTECTION SPELLS, so bully for me! Names? HA! Names are for the weak.
QUICK AND IMPORTANT POLL: In OTHER NEWS... I can't find my left sock, so I think I musta left it at her flat. Or it got lost in that alley during Round One. Whatever. What should I do with the remaining sock, oh R.S.G.?? I'm LOST without your guidance!!
Oh right. I'm Ossy Bole, I'm an ARTIST of the DRUMS, & I'm always on the lookout for another ex-girlfriend. Hey SEAMUS & TERRY, one of you people left your JOURNAL at my place the other day. Oh shit, can I talk to you on this thing? Is that allowed? I know we're on hiatus 'cause we keep almost breaking up The Bad Decisions & shit, but we're still allowed to talk, right? I PROMISE I WON'T YELL HERE! I PROMISE OKAY!!!
Bye, R.S.G. Thinking 'bout you lots:
Love,
Ossy
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